33 definitions by Jack Atrophy
There once was a fella named Troy,
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
"Have you seen J'Quan, Mrs. Goshberg's' new boyfriend?"
"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."
"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Often times, plight of hand forces artists to obscure a figure's hands behind objects placed strategically in the foreground of the composition.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!
The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022