Jack Atrophy's definitions

red rimmer

When you wipe to the point of bleeding.

Dude! Can you buy a new brand of toilet paper!? I'm giving myself a red rimmer every other shit.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

litter thug

A punk ass bitch who keeps throwing shit in my yard.

Listen, I saw you do it last week. I let it go. Then I saw you do it again yesterday. STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING MCDONALD'S WRAPPERS IN MY YARD!!! You are being a litter thug.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

femjoy

The happiness that comes with being, or being with, a beautiful femboy.

There once was a fella named Troy,
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

twink stinker

The beautiful and life affirming anus of a gorgeous twink.

Therapist: "How have you been feeling lately?"

Client: "I was feeling depressed, but then I plowed a twink stinker and now feel that life is worth living again."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Miss-gender

When a Southern gentleman presumptuously addresses a young woman as 'Miss'.

"Pardon me, Miss. Do you know where the restroom is?"

"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.

Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022