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There once was a fella named Troy,
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Get the red rimmer mug.When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soup mug.A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
Get the contact bi mug.We heard your toilet farts echoing in there. Turning on the shower water didn't hide a thing. Don't believe for one moment that your little act of subturdfuge was successful.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the subturdfuge mug.The name of what you are consuming when you suck out clotted dick cheese that has been deposited into the bellybutton of an obese woman who has been baking in the sun for four hours.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
Get the FUPA fromage mug.When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.
How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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