Jack Atrophy's definitions
1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.
2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.
2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the poo prickmug. A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
Get the contact bimug. Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
Get the gape insurancemug. A genre of stench in which the aroma of a freshly baked poo combines with the steam from a hot shower.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the steamfunkmug. The other night I was getting a boob job from Abagail when we ran out of lube. I told her to keep going, and that's how I got this booby blister.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the booby blistermug. A non-Jewish femboy.
by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022
Get the femgoymug. When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!
The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the prick twitchmug.