gi plumber

when a man plays with gi joe's up his ass

kyle s. is a gi plumber

by JACK January 11, 2004

bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.

For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog

by jack February 28, 2005

Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005

tw

A taiwaneese person.

That fucking TW stole my kill

by Jack May 13, 2005

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 04, 2004

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 04, 2003