Jack's definitions

sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration

During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass

by Jack June 23, 2004

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003

urethra bubble

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.

my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste

by jack May 13, 2005

Halo 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE

Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT

by jack November 14, 2004

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003