Jack's definitions

Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.

Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.

by Jack April 2, 2004

eight ball

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.

You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.

by Jack November 9, 2003

Wearat

The most idiotic person you can think of, mental age of about 5, probably originates from a family of meercats in west virginia or something, he always needs a slap on his forehead otehrwise it gets to big. a dickhead, bums Counter Strike.

shut up wearat
wearat, go home
no-one likes you wearat, go away

by Jack October 27, 2004

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003

Ante

to put one and ones friends money together so that they can purchase an item.

yo bitch, if you want some crack; you best ante up

by jack March 9, 2003