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Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.
Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.
by Jack April 2, 2004
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jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so
any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal
by jack December 7, 2003
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quish

The substance that oozes out of a vagina all day long after getting cum inside of.
"This damn quish is has made a wet spot on my white pants"

"Don't cum inside me again, I don't want to be quishy all day"
by Jack January 17, 2005
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smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.
I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.
by Jack January 26, 2004
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flappin the crap hamper

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.
by jack February 8, 2003
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nigga

I came down wit' my nigga and we hung out.
by Jack October 7, 2003
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Wearat

The most idiotic person you can think of, mental age of about 5, probably originates from a family of meercats in west virginia or something, he always needs a slap on his forehead otehrwise it gets to big. a dickhead, bums Counter Strike.
shut up wearat
wearat, go home
no-one likes you wearat, go away
by Jack October 27, 2004
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