Jack's definitions

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

shub

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

by jack July 18, 2003

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.

"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"

by Jack July 16, 2004

bushee

a small child. Usually blonde and very impressionable. Easily lead by older role-models. Wears ugly clothes and, if a girl, has terrible make up and accessories.

Roubicca was very angry that the small bushee child wouldn't leave her alone.

by Jack June 19, 2006

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004