Definitions by Jack

sticktion

a movement or mechanical action sticking due to surface tension of lubricant or small amount of friction.

My wristwatch wasn't working, but I gave it a little shake, just to get past sticktion, and it's fine now.

sticktion by Jack July 14, 2003

chickenhead 

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

chickenhead by Jack July 14, 2003

Choking the Chicken 

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

Choking the Chicken by Jack July 6, 2003

shotty 

forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.

Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!

shotty by jack July 1, 2003

wren 

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

wren by Jack June 30, 2003

Crag 

Child Snatcher

Crag snatches children

Crag by Jack June 25, 2003

slovakia 

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

slovakia by jack June 19, 2003