bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 01, 2005
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dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.
You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!
by Jack January 16, 2004
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Beat

referring to a defunct device
"That is a beat tape player"
by Jack April 21, 2004
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Chea

1. An affirmative response
2. An exclamation
3. An agreeing response
4. A greeting
5. A phrase used when parting with someone
1. Chea, i can pick you up later.
2. CHEA!!!!
3. Chea, that is a good movie.
4. Chea, hows it goin.
5. I'll see you tomorrow, chea.
by Jack June 01, 2004
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blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.
"I blove you, homie."
by Jack June 17, 2003
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tricks

That hoe turns like 100 tricks a day
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dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.
by Jack June 24, 2004
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