Jack's definitions

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

zypher hand

When you take your hand and fart on it, then putting it in someones mouth as a practical joke.

I gave my friend a zypher hand and he nearly puked

by Jack July 20, 2004

Maryland

The wealthiest and most educated state in the union. Nice places, like Mntgomery County, and shitty places like Baltimore.

You can find me in Potomac.

by Jack January 22, 2004

Fooding

eating food or grab a snack

me and joe are gonna go fooding.

by Jack September 21, 2003

snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 6, 2004

smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.

by Jack April 2, 2004

420

ninja's who smoke weed.

by jack September 18, 2003