Jack's definitions

t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth

her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin

by Jack February 19, 2004

doping

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.

An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.

It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.

The swimmer was disqualified after their post-meet testing revealed them to be blood doping.

by Jack April 2, 2004

Old Navy

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.

I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.

by Jack December 28, 2005

ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it

Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!

by Jack June 12, 2004

muduh fuckah

like mother fucker. it is a cooler and nicer way for some to say it.

wut a muduh fuckah. he gave me an F

by Jack May 13, 2005

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 7, 2004

Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 16, 2004