Jack's definitions

low brow

A person or persons of a lowly nature; scutter,scag head, fround and looked down on, swindon

A girls who farts would in front of you would be considered low brow.

by Jack July 19, 2004

bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.

For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog

by jack February 28, 2005

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

haxx0r

Some lamoid that thinks they're good because they know what TCP/IP is.

Most of the time people that claim to be "haxx0rs" are 14 year old boys who are too ugly to go out and have fun.

In contrast, the true crackers of the world (300 tops) are the ones actively exploitng software and helping corporations make their software secure.

Dumb-ass kids just use software tools written by crackers because they don't know the difference between an integer and a longword.

"haxx0rs" are usually dismissed as n00bs by experienced peoples.

"i r teh haxx0r!"
"pull the other one, charlie"
"i just haxx0red my m8s box!"
"yes, and i'm mr. mitnik. a tenner says you used NetBIOS"
"STFU n00b"

by Jack July 16, 2004

lepotwa

another way to say hello in the eyes of me!

bonjour lepotwa

by jack June 6, 2003

script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

by Jack July 16, 2004