68 definitions by Jack Mehoff

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.
Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.
by Jack Mehoff November 13, 2003
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I would love to stick my dick right between her fat boozums.
by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003
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When someone walks up and take's yo shit
damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride
by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004
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The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"
El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.
by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005
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When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.
I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
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Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing
by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005
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