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If your first name is Logan and your last name starts with S, your automatically gay. You are the gayest thing ever and you also can never win an argument against a girl. Side note~ your very fucking dumb.
Bro did you hear how gay Logan S is!? And he lost an argument to a girl name Samantha!
Logan S by WHORES MAD July 5, 2020

Logan's Box 

Where a heterosexual male performs Cunnilingus on a transgender female (male sex organs at birth and transitioned to female sex organs, post-surgery).
Last night, my buddy was out at McFadden's drinking all night and ended up going down on a Logan's Box from a chick he picked up at the bar. He had no idea he was giving a Logan's Box until the next morning when he sobered up.
Logan's Box by JenMilik July 20, 2023

logan's warning 

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.
Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.

Logan's Law 

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.
By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4
Logan's Law by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009

Logan's run

A badass movie about the future and how human emotions are all crazy and shit.
Derek: Hey any of you kids seen Logan's run?
Crew: No we're fruity B
Logan's run by Drock April 1, 2003

Logan's Horse 

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.
Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse
Logan's Horse by coreyorama March 25, 2011

Logan's Mom 

Was going to take the dirt road to pound town, but that turd cutter was all Logan's mom!
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