JaY's definitions

karlo

a handsome, intelligent, athletic, and perfect in every way man

karlo is so versatile

by jay June 9, 2003

Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

by Jay October 13, 2004

Vega

A military person who leads people into battle with victory.

The commander was being a true vega in battle

by Jay August 5, 2003

stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

by jay December 22, 2004

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

nofx

Possibly the greatest punk band very talented for all of those who say they arent Talent NOFX songs:Stickin My Eye,The Decline,Irrationality of Rationality,hobophobic

people who dont like NOFX can fuck off

by Jay July 29, 2003