Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.
Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.
by Jason October 6, 2003
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Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)
by Jason June 30, 2004
mugGet the Buck Nakedmug.

disclude

to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include
Most people I know are cool, but this discludes you.
by Jason March 20, 2005
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Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.
"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)
by Jason August 20, 2003
mugGet the Stiflermug.

wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.
Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!
by Jason August 14, 2002
mugGet the wifebeatermug.

Staloshinji

You are not wearing any Staloshinji :O
by Jason April 16, 2006
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cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole
-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!
by Jason July 1, 2006
mugGet the cream sandwhichmug.

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