JaSoN's definitions

Staloshinji

Panties, underwear

You are not wearing any Staloshinji :O

by Jason April 16, 2006

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006

lasher

lasher ... a beor ( womaon ) who is very pleasing to the eye.

jaysus lads look at that lasher there, i wouldn't mind a lash of her.

I never knew jerys sister was such a lasher.

by Jason July 1, 2004

break a tree

to go out socially on a week night with the intention of having one drink which unexpectedly turns into a large drinking session and renders you unfit for work the next day

I went out with Owen last night for literally one beer and ended up breaking a tree

by Jason September 12, 2003

Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.

Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.

by Jason October 6, 2003

disclude

to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include

Most people I know are cool, but this discludes you.

by Jason March 20, 2005

Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)

Buck Naked!

by Jason June 30, 2004