JaKe's definitions

clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.

by Jake January 2, 2007

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex

1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."

by Jake March 23, 2004

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 2, 2004

gaycore

anthonys lifestyle choice

anthony is totally gaycore

by jake April 1, 2005

hippy

a nappy ass person who smells like ass and weed

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower

by jake January 15, 2004