nipple

(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !

by Jake January 19, 2004

nipple

a 5-cent coin

Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !

by Jake February 21, 2004

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 04, 2005

rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 19, 2004

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 06, 2004

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 02, 2005

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 09, 2005