JaCK's definitions

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

by jack January 28, 2005

Vidalia

1)The gayest town in all the land. Known for growing sweet onions.


2)Term describing a type of onion (usually sweet)

"Yall had any vidalia onions? There sweet tasing"
"Yall been to that town of vidalia? Its so gay there"

by Jack April 3, 2005

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets.

His co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast. smelly farts

by Jack May 11, 2004

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002