JUSTIN's definitions

cunthole

An extremely nauseating person.

Your mom is a cunthole.

by Justin July 29, 2003

tjuze

A verb meaning to artfully mess with; to adjust; to "mess up" something that is too neat. Often applied to hair, sleeves and other bits of fashion but, with imagination, nearly anything can be tjuzed.

Also tjuzed, tjuzing...

Popularized by the TV show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Oh my God, your hair! Did you join the Navy? Here, let me tjuze it for you.

by Justin September 2, 2004

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004

Put That

Commonly used phrase by those of Hispanic decent demonstrating that they are putting all they have into the statement they just made.

"i nailed brenda last night"
"no you didn't"
"put thaaaaaaaat"

by Justin February 11, 2005

Chyaunt

all purpouse, multi-lingual, bi-textual statement which can properly convey any word or phrase in the Lexicon.

suck out the chyaunt

chyaunt chya chayunt chunt

dumb chyaunt bitch

i got chyaunt all over my chyaunt,
wheres that little black kid?

by justin January 15, 2004

South County Canoe

When an individual relieves their bowels on the back of their partner(s) neck(s). The deposit will then smear down the back and create lubricant for backdoor action.

She/he wanted to try something new, so I introduced her to the South County Canoe.

by Justin April 19, 2004

pow pow

Substitutional word for almost anything.
As ussed for cigarettes, diet paps (Sodas), doo doo browns, and or sexual related fun and or motions.

"dude lets go smoke a pow pow"

"Sir would you be at all bothered if I stole your girlfriends pow pow, for I am parched."

"Man, did I ever get some sweet pow pow last night whils I waxed that ass!"

**Be creative with this word, and have fun with it.

by Justin March 26, 2004