JUNIOR's definitions

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

give head

to perform fellatio, that is, to suck dick.
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off

She gives excellent head. I became gradually more aroused, then came after about 10 minutes.

by Junior January 8, 2004

fetish

Something that satisfies your needs in a sexual way or in other words, the act of doing something that turns you on.

I got a fetish for being handcuffed to the bed while being sucked away by a girl.

by Junior August 7, 2003

zit

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

by Junior January 7, 2004

rossmar

a greek sex god, known for causing young-looking female "children" to become pregnant with his offspring.

I worked with a child-like nymph named Anne-Marie. When she discovered she was pregnant, she told me that a greek sex god had caused her to become pregnant with his offspring.

Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.

by Junior January 7, 2004

Chalan

Es un dios pagano que cuando suena algo de metal cayendo, como unas monedas suenan: Chalan!

Dios del chalan, iluminame... Y el respondio: vete al carajo ueeyyy

by Junior October 31, 2003

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004