Definitions by JR

italian mafia 

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

italian mafia by jr May 13, 2005

dickheadedness 

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole

I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.

dickheadedness by JR April 23, 2005

pedophilia 

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

pedophilia by JR April 14, 2005

girllove

Loving Underage girls

girllover, loved girl

girllove by JR April 14, 2005

trouser tango 

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

trouser tango by JR April 9, 2005

sickfest 

An activity or event that is totally despicable.
1) It could be a conversation you have with your mates about something weird
2) It could be the fact that someone is getting away with something that they shouldn't.
3) (First used when two boys (JR, BA) were playing NBA Live 2003 on playstation in Queensland, Australia.)

1)
HM: It is cool to dump a bog in the shower
me: mate, this (conversation) is a sickfest

2)
LOSER: hey man i'm two-timing these two really hot chicks
me: mate that is sickfest

3)
BA: Haha JR I'm beating you even though I've never played this before
JR (me): this game is a sickfest

sickfest by JR March 24, 2005

pooper night

Any night leading to the act of "Anal" sex with a female. Term usually used toward a girl having a good party night.Saying was made as joke but usually taken literally!Term Created by owner of club Levels in Houston..

ex.Damn girl you look good, pooper night for you!

pooper night by jr March 23, 2005