67 definitions by JR

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.
by JR March 23, 2005
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self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"
that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.
by JR December 12, 2004
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feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
by JR December 12, 2004
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1) an obsession with bronzer
"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"
by JR February 24, 2005
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when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by JR December 12, 2004
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a device used for cooling a keg
the keg is in the kegerator
by JR November 10, 2003
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