JR's definitions

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004

true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."

by JR July 4, 2005

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

Manny Bombed

When a boyfriend takes a shit at his girlfriend's house an clogs her toilet leaving her to clean it.

*boyfriend* - Whats that noise?
*girlfriend*- (opens bathroom door) What the fuck?, u clog my toilet.
*boyfriend* - (laughing really hard) got manny bombed bitch.

by JR December 3, 2004