JR's definitions

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 11, 2004

trouser tango

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

by JR April 9, 2005

Yngwie Malmsteen

Im sorry Edinburgh Warheart but infact he uses HARMONIC MINOR and not the phygian mode :P

he he he i can play at 300bpm!

by JR February 13, 2005

wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand

shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date

by jr December 11, 2004

gay bash

To beat a person with a 3 foot rubber dildo. This is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber dildo to flog the deserving offender with. While the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be homosexual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming homosexuals who feel the need to share their homosexuality with everyone around them.

1.I wish I could have five minutes alone with that guy to deliver the worst gay bashing of his life.

2.Gay Bash Day will be a national holiday before W. is out of office.

by jr August 18, 2006

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

by JR May 13, 2005