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rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.
1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
by JR September 1, 2003
mugGet the rusty louiemug.

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the nut first through a knotholemug.

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u
"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"
by JR December 2, 2004
mugGet the BUTTEREDmug.

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.
When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.
by Jr December 24, 2002
mugGet the Uggduggmug.

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the shartsmug.

trouser tango

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}
by JR April 9, 2005
mugGet the trouser tangomug.

RJ

The Acronym RJ (pronounced arr-Jay) is derived from the ancient folk word RamJam of the sand dancing tribal clan of South Sheilds (pronounced sowf sheeelds-like).
RamJam, originally the name of the ancient clan's god of anger, has now been adopted as a modern day term to describe one's 'loss of patience' and is often used to describe an all out 'fit of rage'.
Fucking tube was 10 minutes late, I choked on me cherry coke, got loads of shit of the boss and finally got sent to Switzerland for a week of work, that was it, I had a RIGHT RAMJAM and smashed me crib up !
by JR March 8, 2005
mugGet the RJmug.

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