JR's definitions

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.

When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.

by Jr December 24, 2002

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."

by JR July 4, 2005

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004