JP's definitions

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by jp January 22, 2005

fa dinger

To get hit in the nuts. To get sacked. Fuckin' ouch.

**Andy hits someone in the nuts

Andy:"fa dinger"

Someone:"Fuck you Andy, nobody likes you!"

by JP January 2, 2005

Di

1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock

Di? he LOVES the cock!

by JP November 5, 2003

Trefz

Humorous and accidental non-serious injury to oneself; usually reserved for referring to someone with a history of such actions.

Steve wasn't over here for 15 minutes when he hit his crotch on the edge of the table. He really Trefzed himself again.

by JP January 26, 2005

Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP May 13, 2005