shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.
I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.
by JP January 18, 2005
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PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.
Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.
by JP February 01, 2005
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dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.
EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.
by JP December 19, 2004
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beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?
"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"
by JP January 09, 2004
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booji

Comes from the frech word bourgeois, meaning of the middle class. Is typically a derogratory term.
"Man that cell phone is booji, it doesnt even have a camera"
or damn
"That old ford of yours is booji"
by JP June 24, 2004
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claytheism

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
.
No, I am into claytheism.
by JP December 03, 2002
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nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
by jp February 04, 2004
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