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Definitions by JP

MacGuyver 

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
MacGuyver by JP November 7, 2003
1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock
Di? he LOVES the cock!
Di by JP November 5, 2003

wearing assless chaps 

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.
wearing assless chaps by JP November 5, 2003

thaggimp 

one who is thugg, agg and a pimp
JP is thaggimp
thaggimp by JP November 2, 2003
The way I do things/the way I present myself with skill
You know I don't get down like that....You know my Steez.
steez by JP October 28, 2003
"what up snooka" if you were sayin that to a friend or someone close
snooka by jp October 27, 2003

ass rambler 

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it
man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler
ass rambler by jp October 27, 2003