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Definitions by JP

christmas 

The date of December 25th probably originated with the ancient "birthday" of the son-god, Mithra, a pagan deity whose religious influence became widespread in the Roman Empire during the first few centuries A.D. Mithra was related to the Semitic sun-god, Shamash, and his worship spread throughout Asia to Europe where he was called Deus Sol Invictus Mithras. Rome was well-known for absorbing the pagan religions and rituals of its widespread empire. As such, Rome converted this pagan legacy to a celebration of the god, Saturn, and the rebirth of the sun god during the winter solstice period. The winter holiday became known as Saturnalia and began the week prior to December 25th. The festival was characterized by gift-giving, feasting, singing and downright debauchery, as the priests of Saturn carried wreaths of evergreen boughs in procession throughout the Roman temples.
Jesus was not born on December 25th. He was 33 1/2 when he died on Nisan 14 which is in April. Do the math.
christmas by jp December 23, 2003
Gods fuck toy.
Man, that kid is a GFT.
GFT by JP December 22, 2003
Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
Look at those two dorking the run.
dorking by JP December 11, 2003
Oh Cencu sibli tfajla (Please Cencu, find me a WOMAN with BIG TITS)
Cencu by JP December 8, 2003

Fudge-packer 

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
Fudge-packer by jp November 30, 2003

Jarbitrage 

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.
Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.
Jarbitrage by JP November 26, 2003

yodacaine 

got any yoda?
yodacaine by jp November 19, 2003