klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.
Peter Kane is a total Klar Face.
by Jon February 21, 2005
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sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.
Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks
by Jon November 30, 2003
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Privi'ed

"we were not privi'ed to that information"
by Jon May 13, 2005
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Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment
*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111
by Jon December 27, 2004
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Gwenjamin

Someone who owns and rox0rs my box0rs
by jon May 16, 2004
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klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
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assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.
by Jon November 28, 2003
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