JOhn's definitions

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004

quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

by John February 28, 2004

Fuckulate

to fuck vigoriously ; Fuck fastly

God Gena, you fuckulate

by John February 28, 2004

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

anusboy

when a child picks is anal cavity, farts, smells his fingers then repeats this activity for no longer then 12 seconds per day

tommy is an anusboy

by John February 25, 2004

on the take

To accept bribes or take money from a business transaction.

"Jimmy's on the take"

by john February 25, 2004

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004