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battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.
Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.
by John February 13, 2008
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deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.
"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!
by John April 9, 2008
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beanworld

An awesome, wacky comic book series by Larry Marder.
Mr. Spook: the Beanworld hero, who leads the Chow Sol'jer Army and performs heroic deeds. In addition, he is the leader of the Gunk'l'Dunk Gang.

Professor Garbanzo: an inventor/scientist bean who also functions as the Beans' primary manufacturer and supplier of tools and weapons.
by John July 1, 2008
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tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John January 13, 2009
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Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.
Dance, Petunia, dance!
by John January 19, 2009
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VBGOD

Some smart guy that knows everything about Visual Basic.
That mans knowledge of Visual Basic is super, almost VBGOD like.
by John October 18, 2003
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kinfolk

family of yours
My kinfolk own that land.
by John October 18, 2003
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