JOe's definitions

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004

All Legs

A Woman whos lower extremities overshadow her upper regions, making her a fine sexual specimen.

Man!, that Breezy is all legs.

by Joe June 30, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

by Joe April 3, 2004

secLUEsion

A day when hell broke loose because Ceejus made LUE secret.

What a secLUEsion today was!

by Joe October 12, 2003

Sharan

Loser Of the World. Biggest loser ever. One that eats excreted material.

A Dog

by Joe June 20, 2003

West Allis

1. City in southeastern Wisconsin named STALLIS for the Allis-Chalmers Company, the company that once dominated the landscape.
2. 10th largest city in Wisconsin, with a population of 63,712.
3. Home of the annual State Fair, a gathering of all the hicks from up north.
4. Suburb of Milwaukee, where porch monkeys are more common than the single-wide trailers they live in.
5. City where there are more single-wide trailers than houses with actual foundations.
6. City where the main attraction is "Highway".

i.e. "Let's go cruise Highway and show those punk asses with V-Tecs who's really boss."

by Joe December 24, 2004

Mmcha

The short, quick repetive humping of either a person or object.

"Dude, John just Mmcha'ed that table lamp!"

"Eric and Rose did the Mmcha last night."

by Joe June 21, 2004