Definitions by JOe

internet tough guy 

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

internet tough guy by Joe August 30, 2004

Internet Whore 

Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.

lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!

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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.

Internet Whore by Joe August 30, 2004

Internet Gangsta 

The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.

Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.

bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1

Internet Gangsta by Joe August 30, 2004

playing mario 

To be under the influence of psychadelic mushrooms

Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend

playing mario by Joe August 28, 2004

jar 

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

jar by Joe August 28, 2004

welfare school 

W.O. MITCHELLE in Kanata ontario BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey man wat school u goiong to MAN IM GOING TO WOM!!!! GOD ITS SUCKS itsl ike going to... death and genia is like the gate keeper

welfare school by joe August 27, 2004

corolla

The best pimpin car in any town.

Dang that is a freakin corolla bitch.

corolla by Joe August 26, 2004