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Definitions by JOe

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.
I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.
Mayle by joe December 12, 2004
Someone who is stingy and only cares about themself. They will most likely screw you over if given the chance.
Zach is such a little gypsie. He ate all the food knowing that I was really hungry.
Gypsie by Joe December 12, 2004

head fake 

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
head fake by Joe December 10, 2004

senior cup rugby 

tournament or competition for guys playing rugby. leinster school boys have becoe obssessed with this tournament and winning it is the school year goal of the team and school. school spirit shines almighty bright alround this time of year. teams become obsessed with winning and devote their lives to it and not veryt much else.
this trend can be seen in junior cup rugby also. the guys on the team are the school ledgends for those few weeks and in girls schools it becomes an incentive to "score" the team captain...
girl1:omg, becky u scored john?? as in like totally rocks captain.
girl 2:yah i did. heard you got off with micheals captain.
girl1: yeah but apparently theyt dont have much chance of winning the S so i think im going to call it tonight.

boy 1: oh fuck we have that important match in 3 months.
boy 2: ok ok, i can solve this. no smoking drinking or sex until after the cup.. and we train everyday.
boy 3: what about that important exam at the end of the year that determines the rest of our leaves.
Boy 2: we can repeat...
whole team: YEAH. no sex or drugs. lets go train now!!
senior cup rugby by joe December 9, 2004

junior cup rugby. 

similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!
player 1- omg did u see the legs on her at the hockey match. id do her. ya comin behind the shed for a smoke.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.
junior cup rugby. by joe December 9, 2004

ross o carroll kelly 

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine
ross o carroll kelly by joe December 9, 2004

ball sauce 

The stuff that erupts from the penis during ejaculation.
Yo man when alicia sucked me off, i shot ball sauce clean against her parents' bedroom!
ball sauce by Joe December 9, 2004