JOe's definitions

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?

by Joe April 7, 2003

heroth

Joe loves Helen for ever. see also heart

I heroth you alot, more than anyone else!

by Joe January 1, 2005

shota

The best man on earth

O gosh, I love you you are such a SHOTA!

by Joe October 1, 2003

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 9, 2004

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004