JOe's definitions

sonia

freakin HOT, amazing in the sack, freeek-a-leek, sweet, caring, funny, smart....and boooooootylicious :)

mmm mmm...gooooooood

by joe January 5, 2005

zlaccu

Sweat Of The Cunt

Il Alla madonna x riha ta zlaccu andek il lejla pajs!

by Joe October 8, 2003

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 16, 2003

Aria Bowen

Aria Sexiest girl around. Have you seen her?
I can't get the image of those baby blues out my head.I swear this girl has a Pirate smile.

Pirate smile, ballet dancer.

by Joe May 5, 2005

Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.

Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.

by Joe May 30, 2004

ooit

1. A word/sound used to make anything your doing 10 times better

2. A song or beat made in Mr. Lamantia's class that pisses him off

1. When we go to the mall me and nick always ooit as loud as we can

2. "stop doing them damn ooit's" said mr lamantia

by joe March 29, 2004

Bareass

Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.

Johnny Bareass. Jack John. Happy hate John week

by Joe November 30, 2004