Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers
The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
by Jonathan July 20, 2008
mugGet the Hitchhikermug.

I'm real

Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.
Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.
by Jonathan October 02, 2003
mugGet the I'm realmug.

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
by jonathan July 31, 2005
mugGet the flat as a boardmug.

smartjova

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.
by Jonathan February 07, 2003
mugGet the smartjovamug.

ggmad

by Jonathan August 15, 2004
mugGet the ggmadmug.

pilt

you're such a pilt
by Jonathan May 02, 2004
mugGet the piltmug.

Zonda

The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff
Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life
by Jonathan September 08, 2004
mugGet the Zondamug.