JOHNSON's definitions

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

by Johnson March 29, 2003

Chud

Chewing Gum

Got any Chud?

by Johnson September 27, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003

f00b

A cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

stfu you f00b >:O

by johnson February 18, 2003

lightning

A strike of electricity that comes from the ground up to a cummolimbus cloud.

Fred saw lightning and said "whoaaooaoaoaoaoa I win!"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003