JOE SMITH's definitions

head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)

Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

incharge

A person of jewish decent who enjoys sucking the balls of little boys named Jeremy or Lance.

I heard that Max kid is incharge.

by Joe Smith January 28, 2004

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 10, 2004

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.

Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"

by Joe Smith November 18, 2003

Lupah

A she wolf in heat during the mating season.

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!

by joe smith December 11, 2003