Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)
"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"
by Joe Smith September 17, 2004
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taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions
"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"
by Joe Smith March 09, 2003
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Lupah

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!
by joe smith December 11, 2003
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head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)
Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
by Joe Smith December 05, 2003
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dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly
that noob is a dansux
by Joe Smith March 26, 2005
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Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.
Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.
by Joe Smith April 15, 2005
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