JOE's definitions

triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005

cracked it

opened the throttle up suddenenly in a race.

a.off the line that bike cracked and he was gone.
b.as soon as i cracked it the tires just lit up.

by joe January 14, 2004

hairless wonder

DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)

"the hairless wonder has no friends"

by joe November 12, 2004

Daicorrie

A big dumb bastard
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Don't pass out face up man, you're acting like Daicorrie

by Joe November 22, 2004

Face First

The best ska band of all time from New Jersey who used to have a t-shirt that said "We didnt go emo so neither should you." But dropped the horns and went emo.

Face first should get back together because they were the best band ever.

by Joe May 13, 2005

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

pojaco

a really nerdy person

mike is so pojaco, he can't stop playing dungeons and dragons.

by joe February 22, 2005