JOE's definitions

blinkies

Blinkies are 20" rims or better, possibly spinners or Spokes. These rims are not to be confused with chromies, wich in fact are cheap chrome hubcaps.

Person 1. Yo dawg check out my blinkies
Person 2. My chromies are better
Person 1. Fuck your chromies only faggots have gay ass chromies like (Eminem)

by joe January 6, 2004

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

light green

paper money

"i got some light green in my pockets."

by joe May 1, 2004

nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

by joe February 10, 2005

dome

Slang: condom.

I stopped at CVS to pick up some domes before going to Sally's house.

by Joe December 1, 2003

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004