JJ's definitions

cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best death metal band around

by jj August 11, 2004

balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 4, 2006

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

Kickin it

smokin weed gettin high ;)

i was kickin it today wit angie and tony and we were so fuckin baked it was awesome

by JJ November 27, 2004

vegetable

An adjective. You can technically use it for anything that you want to, though it is usually a positive term.

These movies seats are SO vegetable!

by JJ December 18, 2004

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004