JJ's definitions

parmp

a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals

hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp

by jj May 13, 2005

housband

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

by Jj March 21, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

IB

International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this censored.

IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.

Student 1: Yo nigga y can't me be in da IB joint?

Student: Because you are an idiot.

by JJ January 3, 2005

Ginos

Italian, Greek or Maci guys. wear tight pants, gell their hair, listen to euro music, drive the sickest cars, and are usu. very hot and S-E-X-Y.

These Gino guys are hott!!!
He's so Gino.

by jj February 10, 2004

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 7, 2005

heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004