balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 08, 2005

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 19, 2005

vancouver

Vancouver is like the cocaine capital of canada. If you want to see a city full of junkies there you go!

If you want a nice city, I hear southern Ontario has a beautiful one.

by JJ March 02, 2005

destiny's child

a really good r&b group. Who had 3 member changes.

Destiny's child is fine

by jj March 09, 2005

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

Dickna Sivapussy

See Krishna Sivaranjan

THUMBE (see thumbe)

by JJ January 23, 2004