JJ's definitions

embottle

to embrace or understand
2- to wrap around
3- inside, contained within or inside the internal (usually used in the context of inner meaning)

1-I embottled this concept quickly
2-I must embottle this package with wrapping paper
3- I found the answer embottled in my inner psych

by JJ September 23, 2004

reggie roby

Reggie Roby was an All-American punter at the University of Iowa and the Miami Dolphins. He was so good in fact, that he often outpunted his coverage. Well there are many ugly, dorky looking guys with girlfriends that are way too hot for them. Therefore, they are outpunting their coverage and should be called Reggie Roby.

Check out Reggie Roby over there with the smoking hot girlfriend

by JJ January 6, 2005

heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004

mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

by jj January 21, 2005

wisam

the most beautiful women in the world

Who do you think you are, Wisam? biotch

by jj January 2, 2005

skydancer

skanky slut

Dawn is a skydancer

by JJ September 12, 2003

ciara

the first hermaphrodite to be a famous singer..ciara creator of the goodies walk, and the 1,2 step, the OH. Also the ciara face(when she is dancin).

did u hear ciara is a hermaphrodite??

by jj March 17, 2005