by Jimmy September 11, 2004
The other day, I was walking around the mall, and this kid fell flat on his face down the stairs. Omg! RUTZED!
by Jimmy March 08, 2005
Super cool Christian-girl hottie.
by Jimmy October 17, 2004
by Jimmy March 12, 2005
Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.
by Jimmy March 03, 2005