JIMBOB's definitions

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003

dud

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

by Jimbob January 18, 2004

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

by jimbob December 20, 2003

cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

by jimbob February 15, 2003