bate

man u r bate at football
by jimbob October 13, 2003
mugGet the batemug.

hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."
The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.
by Jimbob January 15, 2004
mugGet the hedmug.

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.
by jimbob April 23, 2004
mugGet the spassmonkeymug.

punders

by jimbob October 19, 2003
mugGet the pundersmug.

not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!
by Jimbob December 02, 2003
mugGet the not scottishmug.

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest
your mums got a saggy minge
by jimbob April 17, 2004
mugGet the mingemug.

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.
by jimbob December 20, 2003
mugGet the Random bloody stonemug.