JIMBOB's definitions

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

by jimbob April 18, 2004

pound

1) To totally dominate your parters ass in anal sex.

2) To fuck insanely

1) I pounded Sam Newman's mom last night. She bled profusely.

2) I pounded Hannah and i tore a hole.

by jimbob March 21, 2005

ADDERLEY

A jizz receptacle. Similar in size and shape to a wizards sleeve. Smells a bit like Grimsby when the boat comes in.

"pass the Adderley old chap! I do appear to be cumming again"

by JimBob March 24, 2004

Chav Hunting

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)

Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!

by Jimbob May 5, 2005

dud

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

by Jimbob January 18, 2004

bronfufu

gaf extrodinaire

bronfufu likes gay man buttsekz

by jimbob May 2, 2003