82 definition by JIMBOB

having a good looking ass.
1. kelly's got one dope ass

2. emanuel's donkey is one dope ass
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.
1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.
by Jimbob December 11, 2003

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describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face
The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.
by Jimbob January 18, 2004

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A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.
by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

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a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing
i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!
by jimbob February 16, 2003

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A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.
oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot
by JimBob December 25, 2003

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giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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