spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."

The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.

by Jimbob January 16, 2004

rough

Late '90s slang (notably from Washington, DC).
1 - The act of theivery.
2 - To steal, often with force and fervor.

Did you hear about that white kid who got lost driving through Anacostia? Yeah, he got his car roughed when he stopped to ask for directions.

by jimbob July 23, 2004

cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

by jimbob February 15, 2003

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Booze

what makes the entire world go round.

I drink booze to make the entire world go round

by jimbob September 11, 2003