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Elton John

An Honored English Musician, noted for his flamboyant style and open homosexuality.
Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Reggie Dwight? Elton John was given 2 black-sounding first names "Reggie" and "Dwight", so he had to change them to 2 white-sounding first names, "Elton" and "John", probably to appeal to a mainly white audience. Funny.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza!"
by JGSR October 2, 2007
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Gangsterism

The standing ideals behind the G-Code.

The standard philosophy and mentality that all gangsters live by.

That which is purely gangster and/or represents the gangster lifestyle.
You believe in Pacifism, I believe in Gangsterism
by JGSR December 31, 2007
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Jump Out Boys

'Jump Out Boys' is a phrase used to describe police, detectives, undercover officers, and other law enforcement personel.
More specifically the term refers to officers involved in sting opereations. (Narcotics, Prostitution, Organized Crime etc.)
The 'Jump Out Boys' are usually either the swat team, or the cops on stake outs inside the sound van, listening in on wire taps or wired informants. When tipped off, or alerted, these officers are known to jump out of the vehicle and subdue suspects by force, thus the term 'Jump Out Boys'.
They ride in unmarked vehicles, typically vans, trucks, and vehicles without windows.
Some gangs and/or squads are known tocall themselves 'Jump Out Boys' due to their simmilar, jump out style.
"See that U-Haul across the street, It's the 'jump out boys'. They been watchin us for three days."
"I got hemmed up by the 'jump out boys' last night. I was walkin home from the spot and they came out of nowhere!"
by JGSR April 26, 2006
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Kick-Do'

A Kick-Do' is a word that describes an altercation in which you plan to kick down the door and enter someone's home. The purpose of a Kick-Do' is usually to rob and/or harm the resident, burglary, steal and vandalize property, or to take refuge.
A Kick-Do' typically occurs at night, but can strike at anytime, esspecially when least expected.
Normally 2 or more men perpatrate a Kick-Do', however women and
Solo-Acts have been known to occur.
"That fool ain't home! Let's pull a Kick-Do' and clean out his whole house!"

"We did this Kick-Do' and robbed some ballers! We just busted down the door and took their shit! It happened so fast there was nothin they could do!"

"It looks like bums Kick-Do'ed that abondoned house next door! Now they're living in it!"
by JGSR July 24, 2006
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Methylepsy

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.
"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"
by JGSR July 13, 2006
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Loaner

A Hot car that you don't intend to have for long. A car that was stolen, in order to use it for a crime or other purposes. A getaway car or a joy riding car.
Also, a car that has been borrowed to you for any reason.
"Man, I had to run from the cops in my Loaner last night."
"Hey, you still got that Loaner? I got a Lick I need to use it for tonight."
"Cops are stupid, i've been ridin' this Loaner for 6 months now!"
by JGSR July 17, 2006
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Industry Trick

Also, Industry Hoe, Commercial Bitch, etc.

The vast majority of celebrities and iconic figures in today's Pop Culture are 'Industry Tricks'. Including Singers, Rappers, Actors, TV Personalities, Comedians, and other well known mainstream sources of influence. From Fashion Designers to Professional Athletes.
As opposed to an independent or underground artist, an 'Industry Trick' is compensated by different companies, corporations, and orginizations to maintain a certain image in order to generate commercial revenue and success, even if the 'Trick' themselves doesn't necessarily believe in the image or product(s) they are promoting. As an old adage goes, "Pimps don't MAKE hoes do anything." This is true, they simply offer the opportunity to capitalize on someone's recognizable skills. Give or take a few persuasive measures. In no way is this limited to the world of prostitution.
'Industry Tricks' choose to compensate themselves in exchange for fame and fortune. By signing contracts, they are legally bound to all that is outlined therein. 'Owned', if you will, by the Industry, all the while getting literally and metaphorically 'Fucked'.
Instead of acting out of pure motive, consultants project the 'Tricks' every move in the public eye, concerning target audience, impact on consumer opinion and motivation, and most of all fan base fluctuation.
The 'Industry Trick' is usually easily identifiable, though, at times, can become obscure to the untrained eye.
Most are completely transparent, but not invisible by any means. However, in an attempt to adapt a chameleon-like persona, some 'Tricks' are able to appear genuine, although their motives are truly artificial. This can often be referred to as, 'Talking out of both sides of your mouth.' or simply 'Bitch Made'.
Many 'Industry Tricks' are not renowned due to any admirable qualities or unique and fascinating talent. In fact, their pseudo-illustrious popularity is nothing more than over-blown publicity conveyed with a bit of charisma.
The process of breeding the 'Industry Trick' is widely known as commercialization. Using advanced marketing tactics that exploit primitive human-nature, the media uses the 'Tricks' to influence the masses. By creating the proper atmosphere, they are able to entice the populace, with imagery of wealth, happiness, beauty, sex, etc.
This deceives the people in to believing that if they imitate or emulate the 'Industry Trick' in any way, they too, will be rewarded with the same benefits. This behavior conditioning is called 'Monkey See, Monkey Do'.

WARNING: MOST 'INDUSTRY TRICKS' DON'T BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM, UNTIL IT DOES! DON'T BE NEXT, FREE YOUR MIND!
*Excited* FAKE: "If I was an Industry Trick, I could have a Bentley, a Rolex, a supermodel girlfriend, a mansion, my own T.V. show and clothing line, a movie and record deal, 2 yachts and world full of phony friends!"
*Realistic* REAL: "But you'd never get your dignity back."
*Puzzled* FAKE: "What?"
*Passionate* REAL: "Fuck The Industry!"
by JGSR September 30, 2007
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