shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Michel Gondry

a genius filmmaker who directs music videos, movies and short films

Michel Gondry is a genius, go buy his DVD.

by Jeremy April 04, 2004

P spot

The prostate gland. Up the guy's bum there. Produces sperm or some such.

Hit my P spot, I'll shoot like a rocket.

by Jeremy November 19, 2005

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

Magnabox

High quality electronics in the ghetto.

That fucking playa has a 12" Magnabox TV in his room!

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005