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square

term used by pimps to describe nonpimps
Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."
by Jeremy January 31, 2004
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weird

different in a way that people don't like about you.
Someone is called weird when they wear different clothes sometimes of braces on teeth or when someone is not smart. That's the way it works until everyone all of a sudden realizes that no one cares if someone calls them weird, so they stop doing it when they are older and so after that the people that were called weird realize that they can call the people that called them weird...uh...weird! So when they call the other people weird the other people think that the people they once called weird call him weird and then he starts to kick them and they start fights, and in the end everyone dies so...I hope you weird people know what weird means now!
by Jeremy February 26, 2004
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nubslayer

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty
"Damn, i am owning, i am a nubslayer"
by Jeremy November 22, 2003
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Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."
by jeremy January 14, 2004
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bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater
Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006
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bomb sauce

A stupid word that mostly Asians say on computer games such as Counter-Strike. See also weak sauce
Man that was bomb sauce... or something...
by Jeremy March 4, 2004
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