JEremy's definitions
Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."
by Jeremy January 31, 2004

Someone is called weird when they wear different clothes sometimes of braces on teeth or when someone is not smart. That's the way it works until everyone all of a sudden realizes that no one cares if someone calls them weird, so they stop doing it when they are older and so after that the people that were called weird realize that they can call the people that called them weird...uh...weird! So when they call the other people weird the other people think that the people they once called weird call him weird and then he starts to kick them and they start fights, and in the end everyone dies so...I hope you weird people know what weird means now!
by Jeremy February 26, 2004

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty
by Jeremy November 22, 2003

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Bob: Uh Oh....
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006

by Jeremy March 4, 2004
