JEff's definitions

fo shigga do

for sure, a term of agreement

Hey homie g we should watch a flick tonight.
fo shigga do that'd be double tight.

by Jeff October 1, 2003

penis breath

having the breath of a penis

jesus christ ur have some sick ass penis breath

by jeff May 13, 2005

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

ashme

n.(1)means about the same as whatever, who cares, or same thing.

Rod: That's some flame!
Tod: You mean fire.
Rod: Ashme...

by Jeff November 4, 2003

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

swankstar

wan-to-be gangster

You think that your a gangster but you can't pop nothing, you got to be a swankstar

by Jeff December 10, 2002

texacoed

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.

When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.

by Jeff December 21, 2004