JEff's definitions

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Tkachuk

A awesome hockey player for the St. Louis Blues.

Keith Tkachuk got the feed from Pavol Demitra to score the game-winning goal.

by jeff March 5, 2004

mims

A Mims is a real definition of a coward, one who will sacrifice his "friends" in order to save his ass. More loosely, called a fucking pussy.

Stop being a Mims, no one likes it.

by Jeff March 16, 2005

fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

by jeff March 5, 2005

jillybanging

gettin drunk and then getting stoned

I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!

by jeff May 13, 2005

stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

by jeff March 21, 2004