russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 25, 2003

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 25, 2003

Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

lesploitation

Using lesbian relationships as an exploitation for money or fame.

The preformers T.A.T.U are totally using lesploitation for album sales.

by Jesus August 20, 2003