JESUS's definitions

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

despingation

All fucked up.

Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation!

by JESUS February 9, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 17, 2003

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003