Definitions by JESUS

Road Rage 

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

Road Rage by Jesus February 24, 2003

despingation 

All fucked up.

Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation!

despingation by JESUS February 9, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

durf by Jesus January 17, 2003

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

clicker by Jesus January 17, 2003

torpid 

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

torpid by Jesus January 17, 2003

Congress 

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

Congress by Jesus January 17, 2003

Forum Nazi 

See cocksucker.

Forum Nazi by Jesus January 17, 2003