JESUS's definitions

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Ktik

Spanish for 'cunt'.

Man, I'd love to fuck that Ktik.

by Jesus October 21, 2003

ONF

OLD NEWS FAGGOT

figure it out

INTERNETLOLOL

Scenester-Thats OFN
Cooler Person-OFN IN ONF
Scenester-Oh god I suck

by Jesus February 27, 2005

Aypa

I guess it don't really got a definition. It's a random word it can be used 4 anything! Heres a few examples...
1) your msn screenname
2) To shut someone up when your having an arguement
3) a nickname 4 sum1
4) a cocktail
5) a greeting ie. hello, goodbye
6) a screenname for a site ie facepic/party
7) a possible new line of clothing?
8) when theres nothing else to say...AYPA!

" You can't argue with that, you know I'm right!"
" ya well.... AYPA!"

or

" So what should we talk about"
"aypa"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

fry

Actually, to point out to you above me, Fry didn't fall into the freezing machine, but he was pushed (litterally blown) into the machine by Nibbler (Leela's pet who is actually an alien sent back in time to have fry save the world from the evil brains "Insane in the membrain" is quoted from one brain as they were in the gaint memory bank from the brain.)

fry is a character in Futurama, a cartoon by Matt Groening based on life on the earth in the future

by Jesus May 5, 2005

the governments of the world

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

by Jesus March 13, 2005