ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 09, 2005

pad

Ryan Nelis' Hair style!

Wow I hate people with PADS!

by Jesus April 23, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 28, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

robo

A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.

"Duude, that guy was a total faggot; he's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus August 05, 2003