JESUS's definitions

mangralate

to crush between to peices of sharp scrap metal spinning at high speed, preferably above 3000rpm.

Man those huge chunks of sharp stuff just mangralated me. Now i need reconstructive surgery on my face.

by jesus January 21, 2004

Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

muz

the ultimate highest bootifulist sex godess in ashmore park!

muz rules all ova sex god/godess 's and is the seifulist! :P

by jesus April 14, 2005

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003