JESUS's definitions

browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

by jesus March 25, 2004

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

bumhole engineer

homosexual

elton john

by jesus June 25, 2003

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003