JESUS's definitions

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

fo shizzle

A modern youth term for for sure.

"I'd bum elton john in, you?"
"fo shizzle"

by jesus April 25, 2003

DT

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

by JESUS April 26, 2003

ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

by Jesus April 28, 2003

hazzlet

cross refrence with fo shizzy

that guy be hazzletting

by Jesus June 4, 2003

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 4, 2003