JESUS's definitions

lad

The British version of guy

"that lads gay"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

on the fence

unsure about the decision at hand

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck

by jesus September 1, 2003

ONF

OLD NEWS FAGGOT

figure it out

INTERNETLOLOL

Scenester-Thats OFN
Cooler Person-OFN IN ONF
Scenester-Oh god I suck

by Jesus February 27, 2005

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.

Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted

by Jesus January 1, 2005

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

fry

Actually, to point out to you above me, Fry didn't fall into the freezing machine, but he was pushed (litterally blown) into the machine by Nibbler (Leela's pet who is actually an alien sent back in time to have fry save the world from the evil brains "Insane in the membrain" is quoted from one brain as they were in the gaint memory bank from the brain.)

fry is a character in Futurama, a cartoon by Matt Groening based on life on the earth in the future

by Jesus May 5, 2005