JESUS's definitions

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

turkey

an ugly bird traditionally eaten on thanksgiving.

"I like a bit of turkey"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

puskas

Often, the term puskas conicides with the annual migration of beluga whales from the frigid north to the southern seas. This is, of course, because puskas is rightfully assoiciated with the beasts both in size and eating habbits.

That Puskas ate a whole crew!

by Jesus May 12, 2004

on the fence

unsure about the decision at hand

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck

by jesus September 1, 2003

adart

The mating call of the retardus maximus, also see AAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

<i>ADART</i>;

<i>I'm retarded.. ADART</i>

<i>Hey, let's go shove our heads into a pile of cow crap.. ADART</i>

by Jesus January 5, 2004

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 2, 2004