JESUS's definitions

Lee Harding

Faux punk poser. Obnoxious and annoying wannabe from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teenyboppers and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out some of the crappiest music Australia has ever heard.

Lee Harding should've been torched at birth!

by Jesus July 16, 2008

Meh

handsome, or possesing handsome characteristics.

today i saw this kid, i think his style was pretty awesome, he was pretty meh

by Jesus May 13, 2005

frisby

loves the cock hahaha jesus christ

frisby loves cock

by jesus April 9, 2003

adart

The mating call of the retardus maximus, also see AAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

<i>ADART</i>;

<i>I'm retarded.. ADART</i>

<i>Hey, let's go shove our heads into a pile of cow crap.. ADART</i>

by Jesus January 5, 2004

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 2, 2004

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003