JESUS's definitions

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"

by Jesus March 10, 2003

Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

by Jesus March 7, 2003

reachard

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

by Jesus February 25, 2003