255 definitions by JESUS
Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
by JESUS September 23, 2003
Deemed Noisy Morons With Noisy Cars Society by the Association of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in Acronyms Stand For
Stupid RICERS
by JESUS September 17, 2003
Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by JESUS January 12, 2004
A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.
by JESUS August 5, 2003
And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.
Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
by JESUS April 17, 2005
by JESUS February 3, 2005
by JESUS February 10, 2005