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Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
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gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004
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Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.
I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?
by Jesus December 7, 2003
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ONF

Scenester-Thats OFN
Cooler Person-OFN IN ONF
Scenester-Oh god I suck
by Jesus February 27, 2005
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Aypa

I guess it don't really got a definition. It's a random word it can be used 4 anything! Heres a few examples...
1) your msn screenname
2) To shut someone up when your having an arguement
3) a nickname 4 sum1
4) a cocktail
5) a greeting ie. hello, goodbye
6) a screenname for a site ie facepic/party
7) a possible new line of clothing?
8) when theres nothing else to say...AYPA!
" You can't argue with that, you know I'm right!"
" ya well.... AYPA!"

or

" So what should we talk about"
"aypa"
by Jesus April 22, 2003
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Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.
by Jesus February 23, 2004
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