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Definitions by JESUS

the year the chiness invade europe
in 2012 the red army takes other the world.
2012 by jesus June 26, 2004
NOFX by jesus June 26, 2004
a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them
wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.
pus gut by jesus June 18, 2004

Grapefruiting 

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.
Grapefruiting by Jesus June 18, 2004

chatwhore 

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.
Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.
chatwhore by jesus May 27, 2004
Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella
ass-hat by Jesus May 19, 2004

the gunisher 

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment
the gunisher by jesus May 15, 2004